My dad on the phone:
“I don’t know. I didn’t measure his hole.
Well, I don’t know if he measured the width or what.
Well, a nice steel one should work. I didn’t go looking for a black one.
Just something wide enough to fill the hole nicely.”
He’s talking about a stove.
"The theatre is an empty box and it is our task to fill it with fury and ecstasy, and with revolution."
— Oliver Welles, “Slings & Arrows” (via bonenfancy)
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#shout out to my vagina for not giving anything away
(Source: cremebuns, via awkwardvagina)